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i wish i could eat children but for some reason its illegal

INTO JAPANESE

子供を食べられたらいいのに、どういうわけかそれは違法です

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I wish I could eat my kids but somehow it's illegal

INTO JAPANESE

子供たちを食べられたらいいのに、どういうわけかそれは違法です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I could eat my kids but somehow it's illegal