YOU SAID:

i wish i slept next to your earpiercing moans last summer so i could eat a bannana poison monkey dragon thing, you get

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去年の夏、あなたの耳をつんざくようなうめき声の隣で寝て、バンナナの毒猿のドラゴンを食べたかったのに。

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I wish I could have slept next to your deafening moans last summer and eaten banana poisonous dragons.

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去年の夏、あなたの耳をつんざくようなうめき声の隣で寝て、バナナの毒竜を食べていたらよかったのに。

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I wish I had slept next to your deafening moans and eaten banana poisonous dragons last summer.

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去年の夏、あなたの耳をつんざくようなうめき声の隣で寝て、バナナの毒竜を食べていたらよかったのに。

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I wish I had slept next to your deafening moans and eaten banana poisonous dragons last summer.