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I wish I was being penetrated by a tree branch

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木の枝に貫かれていたらいいのに

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I wish it was pierced by a tree branch

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木の枝が刺さっていたらいいのに

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I wish I had a tree branch stuck

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木の枝が詰まっていたらいいのに

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I wish I had a clogged tree branch

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詰まった木の枝があればいいのに

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I wish I had a clogged tree branch