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i wish leon was real so i could smack his head

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レオンが本物だったら頭を叩くことができたらよかったのに

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I wish Leon could hit his head if he was real

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レオンが本物なら頭を打てばよかったのに

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If Leon was real he would have hit his head

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レオンが本物だったら頭を打っていただろう

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If Leon was real he would have hit his head