YOU SAID:
I wish my dog could speak French and cook perfect eggs
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは大変上手にフランス語が話せる。私もあなたと同じくらい上手に話すことができればよいのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can speak to France very well. Wish I could speak as well as you and I.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは非常によくフランスに話すことができます。あなたと私だけでなく、話せたらいいのに。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
You can speak very well in France. As well as you and I, wish.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたは、フランスで非常によく話すことができます。してだけでなく、希望します。
That didn't even make that much sense in English.