YOU SAID:

I wish my lawn was emo and would cut itself.

INTO JAPANESE

私の芝生はエモされ自体をカットだろうなあ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My lawn was Emo, I wish I would have cut itself.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女を知っておくべきだったわ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I would have known her.

INTO JAPANESE

彼女を知っておくべきだったわ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish I would have known her.