YOU SAID:
I wish to diddly darn die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬほどひどく死にたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die so badly that I die.
INTO JAPANESE
私は死ぬほどひどく死にたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to die so badly that I die.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.