YOU SAID:
I wish you could eat my poo
INTO JAPANESE
私はあなたが私のうんちを食べることができたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish you could eat my dog
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私の犬を食べることができたらいいのに
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I wish you could eat my dog
Come on, you can do better than that.