YOU SAID:

I wish you weren't so fricking awkward bud

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがそんなに厄介な芽を刺さなかったらいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish you didn't sting such a nasty bud

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたがそのような厄介な芽を刺さなかったらいいのに

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I wish you didn't sting such a nasty bud