YOU SAID:
I would have measured the length of bill Clinton's arm, if he hadn't ran away screaming " I have no toenails"
INTO JAPANESE
彼が「私は足指の爪がない」と叫んで逃げていなかったら、私は法案クリントンの腕の長さを測定したであろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I would have measured Bill Clinton's arm length if he was not running away shouting "I have no toenails"
INTO JAPANESE
ビル・クリントンの腕の長さを測定したところ、「足指の爪がない」
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When I measured the length of Bill Clinton's arm, "I have no toenails."
INTO JAPANESE
私がビル・クリントンの腕の長さを測ったとき、「私は足指の爪がありません」。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"I have no toenails" when I measured Bill Clinton's arm length.
INTO JAPANESE
私がビル・クリントンの腕の長さを測ったとき、「私は足指の爪がありません」。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
"I have no toenails" when I measured Bill Clinton's arm length.
You should move to Japan!