YOU SAID:
I would love to eat a chimpanzee and throw frogs out the window because defenestration is a very fun thing.
INTO JAPANESE
チンパンジーを食べて、カエルを窓から放り投げてみたいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat chimpanzees and throw frogs out the window.
INTO JAPANESE
チンパンジーを食べたいし、カエルを窓から投げ捨てたい。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I want to eat chimpanzees and throw frogs out the window.
Come on, you can do better than that.