YOU SAID:

I would love to turn you into chopped liver.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを切った肝臓に変えたいと思う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to turn you into a liver that you cut.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを切る肝臓にあなたを回したい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to turn you into the liver that cut you.

INTO JAPANESE

私はあなたを切った肝臓にあなたを回したい。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I want to turn you into the liver that cut you.