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I would say it is nearly impossible to create a sentence that yields a funny result

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面白い結果を出す文章を作るのはほぼ不可能だと思います

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I think it's almost impossible to make a sentence that produces interesting results

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面白い結果を出す文章を作るのはほとんど不可能だと思います

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I think it's almost impossible to make a sentence that produces interesting results