YOU SAID:
I would take great pleasure in killing myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すことに大きな喜びを取るだろう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I will take great pleasure in killing myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すことに大きな喜びを取ります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I take great pleasure in killing myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すことに大きな喜びを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have great joy in killing myself
INTO JAPANESE
私は自分自身を殺すことに大きな喜びを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have great joy in killing myself
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