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i yeeted my laptop at my professor while i was upside down

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私は逆さまになっている間私の教授に私のラップトップをしゃべった

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I spoke my laptop to my professor while I was upside down

INTO JAPANESE

私が逆さまにしている間、私は私の教授に私のラップトップを話した

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I spoke my laptop to my professor while I was upside down