YOU SAID:
Ich bin der Schaffner des Kotzuges!
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんこ電車の車掌です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the conductor of the poop train!
INTO JAPANESE
私はうんこ電車の車掌です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I'm the conductor of the poop train!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.