YOU SAID:

Idiot wind, blowing every time you move your mouth

INTO JAPANESE

口を動かすたびに吹く馬鹿げた風

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A ridiculous wind that blows every time you move your mouth

INTO JAPANESE

口を動かすたびに吹くとんでもない風

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A ridiculous wind that blows every time you move your mouth