YOU SAID:
If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about.
INTO JAPANESE
牛がチャンスを得たことがあるならば、彼はあなたとあなたが気にするすべての人を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cow got a chance, he will eat you and all the people you care about.
INTO JAPANESE
牛がチャンスを得たならば、彼はあなたとあなたが気にするすべての人々を食べるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cow gains a chance, he will eat you and all the people you care about.
INTO JAPANESE
牛がチャンスを得た場合、彼はあなたとあなたが気にするすべての人を食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If a cow gains a chance, he will eat you and all the people you care about.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
