YOU SAID:

if a snake says it'll bite you then it will.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘビは言うそれはあなたを噛むよ、それが。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Snake bite you say it is, it is.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘビは言うそれは、それはあなたを噛まない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Snake says it, it will bite you.

INTO JAPANESE

ヘビはそれを言う、それはあなたを噛まない。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Snake says it, it will bite you.