YOU SAID:

if all pork chops were perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs

INTO JAPANESE

すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If all pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog

INTO JAPANESE

すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If all pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog