YOU SAID:

if all porkchops were perfect we wouldnt have hotdogs

INTO JAPANESE

すべてのポークチョップが完璧だったら、ホットドッグはありません

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If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog

INTO JAPANESE

すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog