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If cats are cats then that makes humans bats and bats are actually bad.

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もし猫が猫なら、それは人間をコウモリにし、コウモリは実際には悪いです。

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If the cat is a cat, it makes a bat humans, bats are actually bad.

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猫が猫であれば、それはコウモリを人間にします。

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If the cat is a cat, it makes a bat human.

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猫が猫なら、それはバットを人間にする。

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If a cat is a cat, that makes a bat human.

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猫が猫なら、それはバットを人間にする。

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If a cat is a cat, that makes a bat human.