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If complete and utter chaos was lightning, then he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards'

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もし完全な混沌が稲妻だとしたら、彼は雷雨の中、濡れた銅の鎧を着て丘の頂上に立ち、「神々は皆ろくでなしだ」と叫ぶような人だろう。

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If total chaos were lightning, he'd be the kind of guy who would stand on the top of a hill in a thunderstorm in wet copper armor and shout "All the gods are bastards!"

INTO JAPANESE

もし完全な混沌が稲妻だとしたら、彼は濡れた銅の鎧を着けて雷雨の中丘の頂上に立ち、「神々はみんなろくでなしだ！」と叫ぶような男だろう。

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If total chaos were lightning, he'd be the guy standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm in wet copper armor and shouting, "All the gods are bastards!"

INTO JAPANESE

もし完全な混沌が稲妻だとしたら、彼は濡れた銅の鎧をまとって雷雨の中丘の頂上に立ち、「神々はみんなろくでなしだ！」と叫んでいる男だろう。

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If total chaos were lightning, he'd be a guy in wet copper armor standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm yelling, "All the gods are bastards!"

INTO JAPANESE

もし完全な混沌が稲妻だとしたら、彼は濡れた銅の鎧を着て雷雨の中丘の頂上に立ち、「神はみんなろくでなしだ！」と叫んでいる男だろう。

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If total chaos were lightning, he'd be the guy in wet copper armor standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm yelling, "All gods are bastards!"

INTO JAPANESE

もし完全な混沌が稲妻だとしたら、彼は濡れた銅の鎧を着て雷雨の中丘の頂上に立ち、「神は皆ろくでなしだ！」と叫んでいる男だろう。

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If total chaos were lightning, he'd be the guy in wet copper armor standing on top of a hill in a thunderstorm yelling, "All gods are bastards!"