YOU SAID:

if every hot dog were perfect we wouldnt have pork chops

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もしすべてのホットドッグが完璧だったら、ポークチョップは存在しないでしょう

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If all hot dogs were perfect, there would be no pork chops

INTO JAPANESE

もしすべてのホットドッグが完璧だったら、ポークチョップは存在しないでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If all hot dogs were perfect, there would be no pork chops