YOU SAID:
If every pork chop were perfect, we would'nt have hotdogs
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧だったら、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog
INTO JAPANESE
すべてのポークチョップが完璧であれば、ホットドッグはありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If all the pork chops are perfect, there is no hot dog
That didn't even make that much sense in English.