YOU SAID:
If food is what you wish to discuss I have a surprise for you cause there's a man from Pakistan and he'll eat eggs with you
INTO JAPANESE
私あなたがため驚きがある食品が議論したい場合はパキスタンから男がいるし、彼はあなたとの卵を食べるよ
That didn't even make that much sense in English.