YOU SAID:

If funny dont do it if yes eat the toilet paper

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面白い場合はトイレットペーパーを食べる場合はそれをしないでください

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Don't do it if you eat toilet paper if it's funny

INTO JAPANESE

おもしろいならトイレットペーパーを食べたらやらないで

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If it's interesting, don't do it if you eat toilet paper

INTO JAPANESE

面白いならトイレットペーパーを食べたらやらないで

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If it's interesting, don't do it if you eat toilet paper