YOU SAID:
If handcuffs are wives, then wives are handcuffs.
INTO JAPANESE
手錠が妻なら、妻は手錠です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If handcuffs are wives, wives are handcuffs.
INTO JAPANESE
手錠が妻の場合、妻は手錠です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the handcuffs are wives, the wives are handcuffs.
INTO JAPANESE
手錠が妻の場合、妻は手錠です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If the handcuffs are wives, the wives are handcuffs.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
