YOU SAID:

if heartaches were fried chicken I could sell them by the pound

INTO JAPANESE

心痛がフライドチキンなら、ポンドで売ることができます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If heartache is fried chicken, you can sell it in pounds

INTO JAPANESE

心痛がフライドチキンの場合、ポンドで販売できます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the heartache is fried chicken, it can be sold in pounds

INTO JAPANESE

心痛がフライドチキンの場合、ポンドで販売できます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If the heartache is fried chicken, it can be sold in pounds