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if I ate myself would I be twice as big or disappear completely

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ねえ　酔ってたら こんなことできないでしょ？

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If I was drunk, would I be able to do this?

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ねえ　酔ってたら こんなことできないでしょ？

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If I was drunk, would I be able to do this?