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if i ate quinton i would become putin

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もし私がクイントンを食べたら私はプーチン大統領になるだろう

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If I eat Quinton I would be Putin President

INTO JAPANESE

私がQuintonを食べるなら、私はプーチン大統領になるでしょう

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If I eat Quinton, I will be President Putin

INTO JAPANESE

私がQuintonを食べるなら、私はプーチン大統領になるでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I eat Quinton, I will be President Putin