YOU SAID:

If I die in a year then on Saturday so I’m disctracted to death of everybody pooping in me

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が一年で死ぬなら、それから土曜日に私は私にうんちをしているみんなの死に気を取られます

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If I die in a year, then on Saturday I will be distracted by the deaths of everyone pooping on me

INTO JAPANESE

私が1年で死ぬと、土曜日に私はうんちをしているすべての人の死に気を取られます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I die in a year, on Saturday I will be distracted by the death of everyone who is pooping

INTO JAPANESE

私が一年で死ぬとき、土曜日に私はうんちをしているすべての人の死に気を取られます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I die in a year, on Saturday I will be distracted by the death of everyone who is pooping