YOU SAID:

If I don't get blown off tonight I'm going to g jump off a bridge into an ocean full of sharks

INTO JAPANESE

今夜吹き飛ばされなかったら、橋からサメだらけの海に飛び込むつもりだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I don't get blown up tonight, I'm going to jump off a bridge into shark-infested waters

INTO JAPANESE

今夜爆破されなかったら、橋からサメが出没する海に飛び込むつもりだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it doesn't blow up tonight, I'm going to jump off a bridge into shark infested waters.

INTO JAPANESE

もし今夜爆発しなかったら、橋からサメが出没する海に飛び込むつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it doesn't explode tonight, I'm going to jump off a bridge into shark infested waters.

INTO JAPANESE

今夜爆発しなかったら、橋からサメが出没する海に飛び込むつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it doesn't explode tonight, I'm going to jump off a bridge into shark-infested waters.

INTO JAPANESE

今夜爆発しなかったら、橋からサメが出没する海に飛び込むつもりだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If it doesn't explode tonight, I'm going to jump off a bridge into shark-infested waters.