YOU SAID:

If I eat beans I get the cheesy poops.

INTO JAPANESE

私が豆を食べると安っぽい糞が出ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I eat beans, I get cheesy feces.

INTO JAPANESE

豆を食べると糞が出ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating beans produces feces.

INTO JAPANESE

豆を食べると糞が出ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating beans produces feces.