YOU SAID:

if I eat boy I eat pie car home

INTO JAPANESE

私が男の子を食べれば私はパイ車の家を食べる

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If I eat a boy I eat a pie car house

INTO JAPANESE

私が男の子を食べると、私はパイ車の家を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I eat a boy, I eat a pie car house

INTO JAPANESE

私は男の子を食べるとき、私はパイ車の家を食べる

BACK INTO ENGLISH

When I eat a boy, I eat a pie car house