YOU SAID:

If I eat refried beans I get the cheesy poops.

INTO JAPANESE

揚げ豆を食べると安っぽい糞が出ます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating fried beans produces cheesy feces.

INTO JAPANESE

揚げ豆を食べると安っぽい糞便ができます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Eating fried beans produces cheesy feces.