YOU SAID:
If I eat this cake I will explode. *update* i exploded
INTO JAPANESE
このケーキを食べると爆発します。 *更新*私は爆発した
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Explode when you eat this cake. * Update * I exploded
INTO JAPANESE
このケーキを食べると爆発します。 *更新*私は爆発しました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Explode when you eat this cake. * Update * I exploded
That didn't even make that much sense in English.