YOU SAID:

If I get 100 votes I will not get a dog because life doesn't work that way

INTO JAPANESE

私が100票を得れば私は犬を得ることができないだろう

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If I get 100 votes I will not be able to get a dog

INTO JAPANESE

私が100票を得れば私は犬を得ることができないでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will not get a dog if I get 100 votes

INTO JAPANESE

私は100票を得れば私は犬を得ることはありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I will not get a dog if I get 100 votes