YOU SAID:

if i get 1000 likes my parents are putting me up for adoption

INTO JAPANESE

私が1000人の好きな人がいるなら、私の両親は私を養子にしている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I have 1000 favorite people, my parents are adopting me

INTO JAPANESE

1000人の好きな人がいたら、私の両親は私を養子にしている

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If there are 1000 favorite people, my parents are adopting me

INTO JAPANESE

1000人の好きな人がいる場合、私の両親は私を養子にしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My parents are adopting me when there are 1000 favorite people

INTO JAPANESE

1000人の好きな人がいるとき私の両親が私を養子にしています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My parents are adopting me when there are 1000 favorite people