YOU SAID:
If I get 600 likes I will eat my door
INTO JAPANESE
600いいねが出たらドアを食べます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
600 If you like it, eat the door
INTO JAPANESE
600気に入ったら、ドアを食べて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
600 If you like it, eat the door
That didn't even make that much sense in English.