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YOU SAID:

If I get a cat I will die

INTO JAPANESE

猫を飼ったら死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you keep a cat, you will die

INTO JAPANESE

猫を飼うと死ぬ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you keep a cat, you will die

Equilibrium found!

You should move to Japan!

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