YOU SAID:

If I get an erection. I get a pug, help me out here!

INTO JAPANESE

私は勃起を得る。 場合、私はここで私を助けて、パグを得る!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I get erections. If I help me here, get a pug!

INTO JAPANESE

私は勃起を得る。私はここで私を助ける、パグを得る!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I get erections. I get a pug here help me out!

INTO JAPANESE

私は勃起を得る。私は、パグを取得ここで私を助けて!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I get erections. Get a Pug, help me out here!

INTO JAPANESE

私は勃起を得る。パグを取得、ここで私を助けて!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I get erections. Get a Pug, help me out here!