YOU SAID:

If I get upvotes I shall receive the good hormones

INTO JAPANESE

私がアップ投票を得るならば、私は良いホルモンを受け取るでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I get a vote up, I'll receive good hormones

INTO JAPANESE

私は投票を取得した場合、私は良いホルモンを受け取るだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would receive good hormones if I got the vote

INTO JAPANESE

私は投票を得た場合、私は良いホルモンを受け取るだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I would receive good hormones if I got the vote