YOU SAID:

If I had a raptor, I'd poke and prod him until he turned inside out and upside down.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が猛禽類を持っていたら、彼が裏返してひっくり返るまで彼を突いて突いただろう。

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If I had a bird of prey, I would have poked and poked him until he turned over and flipped over.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が猛禽類を持っていたら、彼がひっくり返ってひっくり返るまで、私は彼を突いて突いたでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had a bird of prey, I would have poked and poked him until he flipped over and flipped over.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が獲物の鳥を持っていたら、彼がひっくり返ってひっくり返るまで、私は彼を突いて突いただろう。

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If I had a bird of prey, I would have poked him until he flipped over.

INTO JAPANESE

もうすこしお金を持っていたら、それを買っただろう。

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Had I had a little more money, I would have bought it.

INTO JAPANESE

もうすこしお金を持っていたら、それを買っただろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Had I had a little more money, I would have bought it.