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if i had a zain for everytime i was in pain, i would be a cane

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が痛みを感じるたびにザインを持っていたら、私はサネになるだろう

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If I had Zane every time I felt pain, I would be Sane.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が痛みを感じるたびにゼインを持っていたら、私は正気になるだろう。

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If I had Zane every time I felt pain, I would be in good health.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が痛みを感じるたびにゼインを持っていたら、私は健康になるだろう。

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If I had Zane every time I felt pain, I would be healthy.

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が痛みを感じるたびにゼインを持っていたら、私は健康になるだろう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had Zane every time I felt pain, I would be healthy.