YOU SAID:

if i had big saucy booty, my pants wouldnt fit and the neighbors would run

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が生意気な戦利品を持っていたら、私のズボンは合わないだろうし、隣人は走るだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had the cheeky booty, my pants wouldn't fit and my neighbor would run

INTO JAPANESE

もし私が生意気な戦利品を持っていたら、私のズボンは合わないだろうし、隣人は走るだろう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I had the cheeky booty, my pants wouldn't fit and my neighbor would run