YOU SAID:
If I'm a dog, then you're not the moon!
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬なら、あなたは月ではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am a dog, you are not the moon!
INTO JAPANESE
私が犬なら、あなたは月ではありません！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
If I am a dog, you are not the moon!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
