YOU SAID:

If I was a boy then I go out every night and get laid.

INTO JAPANESE

男の子だった私毎晩外出し、寝る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was a boy and go out every night and sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

少年だったし、すべての夜と睡眠を行きます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Was a boy then goes all night and sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

少年は、すべての夜と睡眠を行くだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The boy all night and go to sleep, it was.

INTO JAPANESE

少年だったすべての夜、眠りにつく。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Every night was a boy, they go to sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

毎晩だった少年は、彼らが寝る。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was the night they sleep.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は、彼らは眠る夜だった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was, at night they are.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は、彼らが夜でした。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was the night they are.

INTO JAPANESE

彼は、彼らが夜だったです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

He was the night they are.