YOU SAID:

If I was a candy I would be a whopper because almost nobody likes those.

INTO JAPANESE

私がキャンディーだったら、誰もそれらを好きではないので、私はおしゃべりになるでしょう。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a candy, no one likes them, so I will talk.

INTO JAPANESE

私がキャンディーだったら、だれもそれらを好きではないので、話します。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were a candy, no one likes them, so I will talk.