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if i was an alien i will shart my pants in mcdonalds

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もし私がエイリアンだったら、マクドナルドでズボンをはきます

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If I'm an alien, I'll wear pants at McDonald's

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外国人ならマクドナルドでズボンをはきます

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Foreigners wear trousers at McDonald's

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マクドナルドでは外国人がズボンをはいている

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Foreigners are wearing trousers at McDonald's

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マクドナルドでは外国人がズボンをはいている

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Foreigners are wearing trousers at McDonald's